Top 10 Reasons to Pay Brian Westbrook

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10)They already accidentally gave him an extra 2 million once… what’s the big deal?
9) Needs extensive psychotherapy after years of people calling him too small to last in the NFL.
8) Revenue from his Jersey sales has exceeded his salary… and that’s just embarrassing.
7) Because we aren’t just talking about attending games… “we’re talkin’ bout practice”!!!!
6) Platinum coated spikes weigh less than the gold-plated– thus creating a .04 second speed differential.
5) Michael Strahan already took the job that Westbrook wanted with FOX
4) It’s widely rumored that he ordered a new sit-up bench for his driveway.
3) Most single-season yards from scrimmage in Eagles History… ever.
2) So he can finally afford a car faster than he is.
1) The lack of a new contract has guard Sean Andrews so upset that he can’t even attend camp.

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